When I was a little girl, I picked up a piece of candy and showed it to my dad. He said he’d taste it first to check if it was poisonous, and as a result, there was none left for me!
When I was a little boy, I fought with my dad for the TV to watch cartoons. He said I could watch if the Chinese team scored a goal. So I stood on the sofa and shouted, “Go, Chinese National Football Team!” As I kept shouting, I completely forgot about watching cartoons.
When I was a loli girl, caught a bee and took it home, then asked my dad what kind of bee it was. My dad solemnly replied that it was a “Mount Everest Bee.” I believed him and promptly kept quiet.
When I was a loli boy,Every time I was about to lose a baby tooth, my dad would look at me with concern and ask me to come over for him to take a look. Then, while I wasn’t paying attention, he’d just yank it out, speeding up the tooth-loss process by another 50%.
When I want to get” NB “Skills: Kicked into the pool, I was told: “A few gulps of water and you’ll learn to swim!”
So, when Dad told me he was Superman and would protect me for the rest of my life,Result! Discontinued! No!Letter!
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